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Post by artman1033 on Feb 2, 2017 6:18:14 GMT -8
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Post by rickag on Feb 2, 2017 8:41:31 GMT -8
LOL
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Post by artman1033 on Feb 6, 2017 17:24:35 GMT -8
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Post by artman1033 on Feb 6, 2017 18:09:34 GMT -8
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Post by artman1033 on Feb 6, 2017 18:26:07 GMT -8
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Post by rickag on Feb 13, 2017 10:04:40 GMT -8
A friend sent me this, I laughed out loud.
Male Logic... Flawless This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there: Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about three Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No. Man: Where is your airplane?
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Post by artman1033 on Mar 1, 2017 11:55:09 GMT -8
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Post by artman1033 on Apr 16, 2017 17:00:17 GMT -8
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Post by rickag on Sept 2, 2019 10:05:40 GMT -8
Maybe we need a little more humor
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Post by rickag on Sept 6, 2019 14:59:53 GMT -8
For those of you with or had children.
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Post by rickag on Sept 6, 2019 15:03:34 GMT -8
Don’t lie, deep down you know everyone wishes they did this.
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Post by rickag on Sept 6, 2019 15:08:07 GMT -8
Couldn’t help myself, I LOL.
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Post by rickag on Sept 6, 2019 17:08:47 GMT -8
Some of the responses are pretty funny.
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Post by rickag on Sept 10, 2019 6:27:24 GMT -8
Brutal LOL
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Post by rickag on Sept 18, 2019 7:14:30 GMT -8
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Post by rickag on Oct 8, 2019 10:35:57 GMT -8
IN my younger days entering this bathroom would have been problematic.
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Post by rickag on Oct 8, 2019 10:50:07 GMT -8
For the older generation.
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Post by rickag on Oct 8, 2019 10:56:21 GMT -8
I know people will consider this political but I couldn’t stop laughing.
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Post by rickag on Oct 19, 2019 17:28:35 GMT -8
Every year my daughters & I carved pumpkins 🎃 for Halloween, for example: Then this year I see this, absolutely hilarious 😆 . LOL love this idea.
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Post by rickag on Feb 17, 2020 3:51:36 GMT -8
I have know clue what they were thinking.
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Post by macster on Mar 27, 2020 19:09:14 GMT -8
Someone’s favorite weird dude.
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Post by platon on Mar 27, 2020 20:16:54 GMT -8
Someone’s favorite weird dude. What's ever not to like about weird dude, and the guy who posts him.
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Post by Dave on Mar 28, 2020 3:37:44 GMT -8
Someone’s favorite weird dude. Some people are truly gifted.
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Post by 4aapl on Apr 8, 2020 18:56:39 GMT -8
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Post by Luckychoices on May 24, 2020 13:48:12 GMT -8
Someone just sent me this poem and I didn't know what to make of it until I saw the phrases, "We go to bed dreaming of toilet paper" and "when in seven months we’ll make America great again". That was enough to convince me that this was the right place to post it.
====================== “It is a strange time, my dear. A novel virus haunts our streets. Days feel like weeks, weeks like months. We’re blasted with new news every second— yes and then no and then yes and no, feeding our primal panic to hoard goods and leave shelves breadless, riceless. They tell us the pandemic makes all equal—the poor and very rich— then why are the poor poorer and the rich profiting?
It is a strange time, my dear. Army men are marching our streets. They force us to stay inside, threaten and arrest for a walk in the park. They wage small wars against us, but this battle began long ago. The elite technocrats are crowing in their silicone valleys as corporations grow and small businesses fold with mountains of debt— the centre cannot, will not, hold!
It is a strange time, my dear. Mainstream media reports the world has never been safer as they terrorise the chambers of our minds. This stress, this anxiety is killing our immunity. But we must do it all for the elderly— or so they say! When have they ever cared for our elders? When have they ever cared for our vulnerable? We go to bed dreaming of toilet paper while they dismantle the world economy. Family businesses go bust all so we can protect the people, but only the people are suffering! At the end of this, those retired will have peanuts for pensions. They are stripping us of everything whilst our eyes are fixed on our screens. And how dare we say it’s a strange time when in seven months we’ll make America great again.” ― Kamand Kojouri
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Post by platon on Jun 4, 2020 7:17:40 GMT -8
This is the part I liked from the poem
Pretty accurate description of what the elitist Democrats are doing. Surprised you posted it, as it is so accurate on why the elitist Democrats are shutting down the economy, However I believe I posted that poem before, either on this forum or another one. I assume you posted this because you think the author is being facetious, which is possible, or because you attempt to point to the toilet paper and Trump quotes as being derogatory to Trump, which is also possible. I personally never doubt the possible nefarious motives of our pretentious artist class.
Kamand Kojouri poems are mostly non-political which makes this one stand-out as something with hidden meanings. Me, I take it at its words and I liked it.
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Post by Dave on Jun 27, 2020 15:26:36 GMT -8
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Post by macster on Jun 28, 2020 8:29:48 GMT -8
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Post by Luckychoices on Jul 22, 2020 9:28:12 GMT -8
For all the Trump Worshipers on AFB, take a look at a doctor who's just trying to fool people into thinking COVID-19 is deadly when he knows it's just a political hoax by the Democrats to make Trump look incompetent. /s Why don't you try to post something that is truthful. I don't believe anyone here has said or indicated that the virus is not deadly. We have indicated that the virus is hyped by your ilk for a several of reasons, to trash the object of your hatred, to promote your fellow street thugs, to aid your effort in congealing the power of Democrats and globalists who seek the destruction of this Constitutional Republic, all in the pursuit pf power and wealth. There are others as well. It is now obvious that the cure is going to be worse than the disease and yet you cling to lies and fake news. There is nothing about your position that is truthful, you are a hater and nothing more. I'm pretty sure platon's response to my post was uploaded to the wrong thread by mistake. 😂
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Post by Luckychoices on Aug 8, 2020 13:40:40 GMT -8
Turn up the volume a little and mirror it to your TV if you can. I laughed out loud...not that that’s such a rare occurrence. 😂 Loved the extreme changes to the cat’s pupils. /?
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