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artman1033 Global Moderator Posts: 3,944	joke thread Feb 2, 2017 9:18:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by artman1033 on Feb 2, 2017 9:18:14 GMT -5
	 has never cared about the short term price of AAPL! & "We run the business for the long term, not the 90-day clock"

rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Feb 2, 2017 11:41:31 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Feb 2, 2017 11:41:31 GMT -5 LOL
	Still waiting to be included in Apple's target market, in the meantime I own AAPL, an iMac, a MacBook Pro, an iPad mini, iPod shuffle and an iPhone. Still waiting on my xMac

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	 has never cared about the short term price of AAPL! & "We run the business for the long term, not the 90-day clock"

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	 has never cared about the short term price of AAPL! & "We run the business for the long term, not the 90-day clock"

artman1033 Global Moderator Posts: 3,944	joke thread Feb 6, 2017 21:26:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by artman1033 on Feb 6, 2017 21:26:07 GMT -5 BEST super bowl ad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4kpVO56OBU
	 has never cared about the short term price of AAPL! & "We run the business for the long term, not the 90-day clock"

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Post by rickag on Feb 13, 2017 13:04:40 GMT -5

A friend sent me this, I laughed out loud.

Male Logic... Flawless
This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite
simply, but then she is speechless after answering only one question.

l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it
would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings
account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.

Man: Where is your airplane?

Still waiting to be included in Apple's target market, in the meantime I own AAPL, an iMac, a MacBook Pro, an iPad mini, iPod shuffle and an iPhone. Still waiting on my xMac

artman1033 Global Moderator Posts: 3,944	joke thread Mar 1, 2017 14:55:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by artman1033 on Mar 1, 2017 14:55:09 GMT -5
	 has never cared about the short term price of AAPL! & "We run the business for the long term, not the 90-day clock"

artman1033 Global Moderator Posts: 3,944	joke thread Apr 16, 2017 20:00:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by artman1033 on Apr 16, 2017 20:00:17 GMT -5 $43M in cash found in empty Nigerian apartment www.ctvnews.ca/business/43m-in-cash-found-in-empty-nigerian-apartment-1.3368884 Just my luck! I Always Deleted HIS Emails......
	 has never cared about the short term price of AAPL! & "We run the business for the long term, not the 90-day clock"

rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Sept 2, 2019 13:05:40 GMT -5 artman1033 and Dave like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Sept 2, 2019 13:05:40 GMT -5 Maybe we need a little more humor
	Still waiting to be included in Apple's target market, in the meantime I own AAPL, an iMac, a MacBook Pro, an iPad mini, iPod shuffle and an iPhone. Still waiting on my xMac

rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Sept 6, 2019 17:59:53 GMT -5 Dave and 4aapl like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Sept 6, 2019 17:59:53 GMT -5 For those of you with or had children.
	Still waiting to be included in Apple's target market, in the meantime I own AAPL, an iMac, a MacBook Pro, an iPad mini, iPod shuffle and an iPhone. Still waiting on my xMac

rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Sept 6, 2019 18:03:34 GMT -5 Dave likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Sept 6, 2019 18:03:34 GMT -5 Don’t lie, deep down you know everyone wishes they did this.
	Still waiting to be included in Apple's target market, in the meantime I own AAPL, an iMac, a MacBook Pro, an iPad mini, iPod shuffle and an iPhone. Still waiting on my xMac

rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Sept 6, 2019 18:08:07 GMT -5 Dave likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Sept 6, 2019 18:08:07 GMT -5 Couldn’t help myself, I LOL.
	Still waiting to be included in Apple's target market, in the meantime I own AAPL, an iMac, a MacBook Pro, an iPad mini, iPod shuffle and an iPhone. Still waiting on my xMac

rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Sept 6, 2019 20:08:47 GMT -5 Dave likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Sept 6, 2019 20:08:47 GMT -5 Some of the responses are pretty funny.
	Still waiting to be included in Apple's target market, in the meantime I own AAPL, an iMac, a MacBook Pro, an iPad mini, iPod shuffle and an iPhone. Still waiting on my xMac

rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Sept 10, 2019 9:27:24 GMT -5 Luckychoices and Dave like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Sept 10, 2019 9:27:24 GMT -5 Brutal LOL
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rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Sept 18, 2019 10:14:30 GMT -5 Dave likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Sept 18, 2019 10:14:30 GMT -5
	Still waiting to be included in Apple's target market, in the meantime I own AAPL, an iMac, a MacBook Pro, an iPad mini, iPod shuffle and an iPhone. Still waiting on my xMac

rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Oct 8, 2019 13:35:57 GMT -5 coma and Dave like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Oct 8, 2019 13:35:57 GMT -5 IN my younger days entering this bathroom would have been problematic.
	Still waiting to be included in Apple's target market, in the meantime I own AAPL, an iMac, a MacBook Pro, an iPad mini, iPod shuffle and an iPhone. Still waiting on my xMac

rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Oct 8, 2019 13:50:07 GMT -5 Dave likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Oct 8, 2019 13:50:07 GMT -5 For the older generation.
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rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Oct 8, 2019 13:56:21 GMT -5 Dave likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Oct 8, 2019 13:56:21 GMT -5 I know people will consider this political but I couldn’t stop laughing.
	Still waiting to be included in Apple's target market, in the meantime I own AAPL, an iMac, a MacBook Pro, an iPad mini, iPod shuffle and an iPhone. Still waiting on my xMac

rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Oct 19, 2019 20:28:35 GMT -5 artman1033, Dave, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Oct 19, 2019 20:28:35 GMT -5 Every year my daughters & I carved pumpkins 🎃 for Halloween, for example: Then this year I see this, absolutely hilarious 😆 . LOL love this idea.
	Still waiting to be included in Apple's target market, in the meantime I own AAPL, an iMac, a MacBook Pro, an iPad mini, iPod shuffle and an iPhone. Still waiting on my xMac

rickag Member Posts: 2,644	joke thread Feb 17, 2020 6:51:36 GMT -5 Dave likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by rickag on Feb 17, 2020 6:51:36 GMT -5 I have know clue what they were thinking.
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sponge: Regarding the future of VR, I think it will be huge. I was a gamer when I was in college. But as an adult I lost interest. Last fall I flew up to visit my son at college and check out his new Vive set up. After playing with it for the weekend, I was Apr 29, 2018 15:25:17 GMT -5

nathanstevens: Acquiring Beats brings along ArtistLink and TopSpin. This means musician/artist promotional platform and direct to consumer ticket sales. See linked blogpost for details.
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artman1033: The shoutbox does not work when you are on the homepage. Open another page. Go to the bottom. Shout away! Jan 29, 2014 16:24:04 GMT -5

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