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Post by lovemyipad on Nov 16, 2012 17:20:32 GMT -8
I'm catching up on today's intraday posts and cracking up... We need to archive some of these for times when we need comedic relief! Beginning at the beginning with: I have the last few weeks all figured out. Do you guys and gals watch BAR RESCUE? www.spike.com/shows/bar-rescue It is compelling TV. You can watch it online! The actual story below is similar to a BAR RESCUE. So here is the story. Two guys who like to fix trucks, open a repair facility right off the freeway, on the outskirts of the small town. They are successful. They add fuel pumps, lots of parking, a parts department, and showers. It becomes a truck stop. One of the customers like to cook. So they let him open a restaurant with a BAR! All parts of the business booms. The BAR really takes off. The two guys who own the truck stop notice that the parking spaces are being used more and more by young adults going to the bar. The original cook starts working part time at the restaurant because he has opened a fine dining facility up the street. The CUTE YOUNG lady he puts in charge really knows the bar business. Business BOOMS. The truck stop owners decide to repave the parking spots. Instead of repaving the lot a little at a time, they decide to do it all at once. The parking for the trucks is done first. There is little parking for the BOOMING BAR business. Customers complain! One of the owners calls the complainers a bunch of drunks... and worse. The CUTE YOUNG lady bartender opens her own bar. It is widely successful! It is not known if she will make any money at the bar. That was not the reason she opened the bar. The truck stop owners decide to CLOSE the BAR. How will the story end? Stay Tuned.
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Post by lovemyipad on Nov 16, 2012 17:21:21 GMT -8
what's the significance of $505.75 low of day (so far) if don't mind my asking? That is the price that I had to change my Depends
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Post by lovemyipad on Nov 16, 2012 17:29:56 GMT -8
My prediction for the next three days. This POS stock will be totally flat for the next two days - a total frikken snoozefest. Take that one to the bank. Then it will move up or down on Monday. (Above post written on a Friday.)
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Post by lovemyipad on Nov 16, 2012 18:03:29 GMT -8
I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. and If my wife only knew what my paper losses have been since Sept 21 I would have to change my gender on this website. Sorry, have to go now as JD says my therapy session is over and I can't afford the overage charge.
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Post by lovemyipad on Nov 16, 2012 18:11:22 GMT -8
Thinking about selling blood to make ends meet. Any takers? Have you emailed Lance Armstrong?
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Post by lovemyipad on Nov 16, 2012 18:33:26 GMT -8
Come on baby. Daddy needs a shoe. That's right, not being greedy, one will do for now.
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Post by lovemyipad on Nov 16, 2012 18:36:03 GMT -8
.82% UP I called bottom yesterday and was about to castrate myself.
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Post by lovemyipad on Jan 4, 2013 4:33:43 GMT -8
Radishes, turnips, rutabagas, brussel sprouts, coriander, Galaxy S3 -- you folks over on that bench. Egg nog, spinach, coconut curry, BBQ chicken, Chanel #5 -- you're with me.
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Post by lovemyipad on Jan 18, 2013 17:12:16 GMT -8
Lovey, not sure what is happening with the smiley's. I clicked on the eye roll for the above post and it put the beer toast. ROFLMAO!!!!! I was wondering why you were toasting all over the place!!! I added a new "cheers" smiley: I must've botched something somewhere because that new guy seems to have evicted the eye-roll smiley. Okay, no eye-rolling until I figure it out... Meanwhile: Is it not enough that we have market manipulation? Now we have to endure message board manipulation?
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Post by lovemyipad on Jan 20, 2013 13:47:39 GMT -8
Getting ready for another earnings announcement: I agree....I'm as nervous as Donald Trump's hair in a windstorm. Something's going to turn one way or the other next Wednesday. Waiting is no joy....
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Post by lovemyipad on Jan 22, 2013 16:04:13 GMT -8
Gotta love The Loop that just tweeted: Investors struggle to get a handle on Apple Posted on Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013 at 6:10 am. PT Written by Peter Cohen Summarized: Wall Street investors are nervous about Apple because of its push into new markets, its complex supply chain and its coverage by analysts who consistently have their heads up their asses.
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Post by rosie on Jan 24, 2013 13:16:31 GMT -8
"Important rule for traders: Never catch a falling knife. This is more like a falling battleaxe. "
this from Mav 01/24/13 also known as The Day After....
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Post by tuffett on Jan 27, 2013 8:19:10 GMT -8
Ignore list candidate
Ignore list candidate
Ignore list candidate
Ignore list candidate
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Post by lovemyipad on Feb 5, 2013 14:57:47 GMT -8
Going home from the hospital today minus one adrenal gland. Market? Want Market. I'd sacrifice my left nut for a couple hundred points up, so it's noble of you to sacrifice your adrenal gland for 16 points. Here's an up day to wish you a speedy recovery!
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Post by lovemyipad on Feb 5, 2013 15:03:17 GMT -8
Just look around your own households, I'm sure like my place iPads already outnumber PCs. Five iPads (4 9.7", 1 mini). 2 iMacs. 1 MacBook Pro. 1 MacBook Air. Non-operational: 1 iMac bondi and 1 PowerBook. 2 iPhone 4S, 1 iPhone 4. Non-operatonal: four, 3 2G, 1 3G. You forgot ... and a partridge in a pear tree!
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Post by lovemyipad on Feb 6, 2013 20:42:21 GMT -8
I understand the "valuable lessons," which I call losing my shirt. Not yet my underwear, thanks to buy and hold.
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Post by lovemyipad on Feb 12, 2013 19:11:05 GMT -8
JD, who are you and what have you done with the old JD? Talk about kissing ass. My God. I want the old JD back. From the guy who told me I was on double-secret probation when I joined Braeburn. I think you should ask M if I kiss ass. She'd likely consider me a pain in the ass. You don't know how many times she's privately talked me down from the ledge when one of you fuckers fellow AFB'ers has made me homicidal and I was about to rain fire on the forum said something I strongly disagree with. I am being 100% truthful when I say I am being civil on her behalf because I like her, and I admire her temperance and patience, not to curry any favor with her (frankly, she'd be doing me a favor banning me and forcing me to finally launch a blog). M's put up with my shit more than likely any mod ever would have, so I feel a duty not to come off as a raging prick 24/7 (I'll wait until she falls asleep). With that said, when I die, I hope they bury me upside down so you can all kiss my ass, I salute all my fellow AFB brethren.
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Post by lovemyipad on Mar 1, 2013 14:32:50 GMT -8
Yes, but on the bright side, I won't have to worry about paying capital gains tax next year. With the carryforward losses I'll have, I'll be lucky if I ever have to pay cap gain taxes again.
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Post by lovemyipad on Mar 7, 2013 15:41:00 GMT -8
Need to get above $435 before I even wake up... need to stop falliing or else I will pass out
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Post by lovemyipad on Mar 14, 2013 15:17:57 GMT -8
I would give my 2 cents, but i bought aapl @700 with them. (Test post with iPhone app )
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Post by lovemyipad on Mar 28, 2013 9:05:57 GMT -8
Give Tim a break. He said "very active" didn't he? That has to be more difficult than just active discussion. It's tough figuring out how to spend 140+$B. Edit: I checked. He said "very, very active" discussions. It's even harder than I thought. We should hear something in early 2014.
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Post by lovemyipad on Apr 1, 2013 16:18:51 GMT -8
I don't believe that anyone here is qualified to answer that question. I don't believe that has ever stopped us before.
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Post by lovemyipad on Apr 19, 2013 13:47:42 GMT -8
After next week, no one should be on the fence anymore. So that's helpful, at least. Provided some of us aren't straddling a barbed wire fence...
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Post by lovemyipad on Apr 24, 2013 14:15:32 GMT -8
The RDR looks more like R(Puppy)R.
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Post by lovemyipad on May 1, 2013 15:03:58 GMT -8
I'm calling a red poodle reversal here...
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Post by lovemyipad on May 17, 2013 14:22:35 GMT -8
Speaking of which ... Where's pain. Lol. Where's pain? Investing to the long side in AAPL.
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Post by lovemyipad on May 23, 2013 2:56:50 GMT -8
The Dow is crimson red at -170. I should have picked a different week to stop sniffing glue...
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Post by lovemyipad on May 31, 2013 16:00:57 GMT -8
Mav's Micro Outlook for Friday close: 448+ : 450+ : 452+ : 455+ : ;D ;D 460+ : ;D ;D ;D
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Post by lovemyipad on Jun 6, 2013 15:15:49 GMT -8
I swear I have the worst timing ever...everytime I think we're turning it around, I buy and we plummet 20 points...the next time I think it's a great time to buy, I'm going to try shorting instead, see how that works out.
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Post by lovemyipad on Jun 6, 2013 15:26:15 GMT -8
I'm not worried yet. Maybe a little bit more down to go, but then lots of up. I'm also not worried I'm also not worried I'm also not worried I'm also not worried I'm also not worried I'm also not worried I'm also not worried.
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