Post by moltenfire on Jan 26, 2013 13:21:36 GMT -8
We're doomed, doomed, DOOMED! According to the EW thread we're heading to 360 or lower! Value investors won't start looking at this stock until the PE is 5.5-6 or lower, which means a PPS of $230! EPS is surely going down this year, PO said so, and iPhone market share is already contracting! Apple is not cool anymore! Nobody crowds around the iPhone table at the Apple Store! All the cool kids are saying buy Samsung 6 inch phones! The iPhone 5S will be more of the same boring stuff, and can't stop the Samsung juggernaut! Sell, sell, SELL, before AAPL breaches 400 on its way to the three hundreds! All the FUD was right, Apple is the new RIMM, and Samsung is the new AAPL! My net worth went from $465k to $110k in 4 months, and will be below $100k next week! I keep putting in thousands of dollars a day in order to avoid margin calls, I can't do this anymore! I'd actually lose less money giving away brand new unlocked 64GB iPhone 5s to random people than keeping AAPL stock and seeing it fall! Was supposed to buy a condo next year with the money from AAPL but will be moving back to my parents' house instead because I can't even afford rent now! Oh, the horror, the horror! My Jan 2013 options went from being worth as much as a nice BMW to being worth as much as a bike, and I mean a peddle bike not a motorcycle! The sky is falling down on Apple, I'm chicken little but I screamed too late! All the pundits were right when they said Apple's glory days are over as soon as they started building their new spaceship campus! Apple will do nothing right ever again, no one can negotiate as good as Steve Jobs so there will be no Apple TV! Tim Cook is not a product guy, Scott Forstall was fired and Jony Ive can't present for beans (that's why he's always only appears in a video) so all future Apple events will be boring as hell, and without Steve Jobs Apple will be left wandering in the desert until it's the new HP! WAAAAH! WAAAAH! *crying*
Sorry I need to get this off my chest
It was quite fun to write, and this is the whinery after all

Please don't ignore or smite me over this post, this is the Whinery!
Sorry I need to get this off my chest



Please don't ignore or smite me over this post, this is the Whinery!